Anime Jam Animal Ajm Funny Things
- Just add stupid quotes. They don't have to be in AJ, but they certainly can be. In fact, most of the things on this list are non AJ related. You can kinda tell which are AJ and which are not. I just wanted to make this page, so I hope you guys laugh at these.
It's just a prank! -My character after starting a fake zombie apocalypse
"EVERYONE REPORT ME I WANT TO SEE IF I GET BANNED" - Some kid with 12 HDs on his trade in Coral Canyons
"My laptop is the only person I can group up with. Can I partner up with it?" -Kid at school who plays meme soundboards during class
"You aren't trusting me with your items! You're a scammer!!!!"
"I don't want to make my main look look like a thot"
"I know how to hack! I just go bing bing bong and-"
"DON'T LEAVE YOUR CRAYOLAS THERE!!"
(Randomly while playing Best Guess) "You smell weird."
"We don't need carrots... we have MORE CARROTS!!"
"It comes from tropical trees."
"In order to finish his journey, Darkfur had to go through the land of lava, the land of quicksand, and the land of tall grass."
"THE PENCILS ARE IN THE ZOO."
"I'm Melania He Who Must Not Be Named." (a boy said this)
"i know how babies r made!! im not THAT INNOCENT GEEX"
"OUCHYYYY MY BUTTHOEL"
"Cheez-its Christ."
"I'M A POTATOOOOOOOOO!!"
"I'm a rotten egg?"
"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY." -proceeds this sentence by falling off chair-
"I don't see any hamsters."
"HIS NAME SHALL BE... UH... FLUFFY!!"
"Look (anonymous), it's you!" -points to squashed grape on the floor-
"What? No, I'm not that dumb." -walks into pole-
"I see a bright light... OW OK THAT ACTUALLY REALLY HURTS MY EYES. TAKE IT AWAY!!"
"Who wants tomatoes?"
"Why are there so many asians?"
"Look, that cloud looks like a bunny rabbit... but dead."
"IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOGER!!" -points to terrible drawing of very fat/poofy pomeranian (like, so fat it actually DOES look like a booger)-
"MY WAFFLE!!"
"I suddenly randomly dies from giggle attack I suffocates in giggles rotfl"
"There are so many people everywhere. Someday, these people will either be famous or hobos."
"I BOUGHT TWO BOXEN OF DONUTS."
"Um... it's green." (we were talking about algae)
"I MADE A PLANE!!"
"Guys, I bought some mountain dew!"
"I'M A GURL!"
"This tastes like chicken." (while eating a piece of chicken)
"UGH, THERE'S OIL ON MY HANDS!" -tries to wash hands and ends up clogging the sink-
"It's not 100, it's 100 DIVIDED BY 4."
"BUT HE PUSHED ME!!" -falls off chair-
"April Fools!" (this was said during October)
"Is crying because potatoes are falling from the sky."
(While playing Sky High) "Farts so powerfully I raise altitude and get to the top and get a necklace"
"YOU DID THIS!!" -points at broken lava crystal-
"THIS IS A PIZZA!!" -points at arctic wolf-
"CHICKEN!!"
-climbs on basketball hoop and just hangs there- "HALP ME!!"
-someone begins to sing a very deep and touching song, and finally finishes- My friend: "Wut?"
(A red and green giraffe is dancing around) PLZ ADOPT IS WREATH PLZ IM A GOOD WREATH
(A steriotypical Arctic wolf is lying on the ground) "..." (Some guy stands on her) "OMG OWWW U STEPPED ON ME AJHQ WILL BAN U AND SET UR ELECTRIC OUTLETS ON FIRE CUZ UR THE WORST!!!!!! OMG OMG" (Random guy who stood on her): .-. Wut tha
(At a wolves only party) OMG WOLFS R THE WORST
"GUYS DAT BOI IS COMING UP TO INVADE THE EARTH! :O" Then I became a sloth and danced around.
"Boi you gonna run so fast from my mlg artic wolf cause they are the most mlg wolff in all of aj"
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE" (this was the first time my friend had ever done an adventure)
"What should we name the article?" "...top ten ways your pants can kill you"
"There's a kind of beauty to this" (while sitting on the heads of lots and lots of plushies)
(Said by total idiotic noob) "LOOK PEOPLE I GOT SUPER RAREST ITEM IN ANIMAL JAM THE NON MEMBER NECKLACE!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! I WILL TRADE IT FOR AN ALPHA TIARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Which isn't a thing in Animal Jam)
"Sloth friend is my senpai"-my best friend (Sloth friend happens to be the sloth alpha statue that I thought had creepy eyes)
"No, I am jay further"-a jet black snow leopard
"OHHHHHHHHH DRAMAAAAAAAA YALL ARE SAVAGES-"
"You mean your poured?"
"I am on my spare alphabet"
"I enjoy the consumption of small children!"- Gellyjones
"WHATEVER JOHNNY MCNOFRIENDS" - Wade Martin
"I have a talent in throwing people under the bus." -BlackDragonKid
-goes in a room-"This room...it smells so CLEAN" -Night the cringe
"This swish is delish"
"ENGLAND IS MY CETI"
"You cannot defeat me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!" -my friend while doing an adventure and killing phantoms
"I am a tree"
"PLZ ADOPT IS LOST TOILET PAPER IN NEED OF CLENING" -a white wolf in jamaa township
"NUTELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Oh my god" "What?" "It's a glothem!" "What is that" -me and my friends
"My name will be leave pool!" -a gray wolf during a fantasy roleplay that WASN'T warrior cats related
"This place smells like a hurspitol"
"PlZ aDoPt Me i'M a ChRiStMaS tReE" - Me
"I eat small children."
"I'm telling, because i'm a rebel and you're not" - Kaitylyn Smythstroff
"do you smell"
"somebody has a snake i like to eat snakes"
"im a vacuum"
"ja jesc pilki" or "I eat balls" - My brother (he doesnt speak english)
"I didn't know it was a nazi~!"
"I CAN'T SWIM, I'M A SHARK"
"da da da da da da da da da da LAND SHARRRRRRRRRRK"
"LAND SHARK
DANANANANANANANA
LAND SHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danana neerneerneerneerneerneerneer
DANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -heartylover15, as a land shark during a really awkward family roleplay
"(insert the entirety of Your Reality here)- me. Lol
"Maybe it's an evolutionated danasaur!" —Probably not me.
"It's a flamingo and a lobster." -Gellyjones, 2017
"It's a flob- it's a FLOBSTER!!" -Also Gellyjones from 2017
"What does my list could worth"
"Africa was a good country once." -Me
"SPINNY BOIS LIVE FOREVER!!!" (Points to self as a candle croc)
" RIP GELLYJONES" (gellyjones is in the same Jamaa Township)
" My cat died. She is running around on my couch." - possibly not me
"Hmmmm... I think we need to be low key." (Proceeds by falling down stairs and landing on a drum set)
"ENDS WITH A GIANT WALL OF FIRE NO NOTHING!!!!!" Other person: 'blocks'. "OMG THATS SO RUDE YOU SUCH A POWER PLAYER AND BAD ROLEPLAYER"
"This is not fair" -someone in the lucky clovers game
"EF YOU REPORT ME THEN AJHQ WILL BAN U CAUSE REPORTING IS NOT NICE" -a scammer
"I am donald trampf" -a monkey
"Please help me I am a donut in need of being eaten" -a crocodile that didn't even resemble a donut (it was green and orange)
"Hey wouldn't it be cool if we had an item that could expand your inventory by one slot?" "But wouldn't the item take up that slot" -some random people
"Saberteeths are spicy and tasty" -I have no idea who said this, I saw it right before I switched worlds
"DO YOU JENNIFER LAWRENCE" -someone
"PLEASE LIKE MY ART IT IS MY ART SO YOU CANNOT HAVE IT" -someone who I later saw saying 'doing art giveaway at my den no truth'
"Eat my candy canes" -my cousin playing as trolley pig (his aj character, I'll put a photo in the comments later)
"Please trade me bad items doing a spike to necklace challenge" -someone being bombarded with trade requests
"Chewy chewy chocolate" -my friend
"The theme is internet browsers" -me at a troll fashion show
"I am a ukelele" -me
WATCH OUT, THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING-a random annoying user ;)
==Part 2. only add to this
"Winter is here!" - A jam-a-gram I got in August
"Grandma has raspberry snail pie." - A sloth in the pillow room
"I like your face" - me when I try flirting with girls HAHHAH DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK TO GIRLS!!! HAHA YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I DID, YOU DID, I SEE IT IN YOUR FACE!!!
"I'll be rich and famous and you'll just be a liability then you'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE" - Something I want to say
I found this cork,but I can't reach that phantom pipe over there. Can you help me?-Pumpkin, the bunny. WITH THE CORK INCHES AWAY FROM HER FEET!
"It smells like... Soap." -Mewhile in the dish soap isle
"Please stop squishing my wolf toes."
"(Has a creepy contest) YOU WIN! Prize? Where I come from, we do this. (Locks den and releases the monsters upon Jamaa)- Random Arctic Wolf trying to be creepy\
"Spam me with jags! Most jags gets a spike!" -random pig
"alpha is butter" -new jammer
"DIE, SORCERER COW!" -Lord Scatsbury
"i will ingest all the paint in this gallery" - me at someone's art gallery den
LOOK AT MY DEN OR ELSE I WILL REPORT YOU AND GET YOU BANNED (and devil face) - dancing rhino
"That one Max and Ruby song in the soundtrack made me think of big butts,"
"I have 20 billion girlfriends!"
"WHY HAVE YOU HURT ME REALLY A LOT?"
"My cousins are from Massacheezits,"
"Hey guys, if you step on the cracks, then you're gay,"
"I just found out I can fit five hot dogs in my mouth!"
"H-hey, hey kid, d-do you w-wanna sit on my my l-lap"
"I'm SO much rarer than you!" -Random Jammer to Me (I have several longs and a Headdress, they have a Headdress and nothing else (I got a Secret Valentine saying "You are rarer than them XD"))
"I won a giveaway! They locked me out and took my spiked collar, but I won!!! I'm so HAPPY, I never win ANYTHING!!!" - My sister, rest in peace.
"I'm not gay. I'm straighter than a baseball,"
"DURMSTRANG HAS BEEN ERADICATED!"
"oh behave urself or i'll give u a slap round the earhole" - Noob bunny.
"Yo, wassup pringles?"
"I'm having an corgi... without the see," -My weird friend bypassing the AJ filter.
"Peepil ar soooooooooooo stewped....." (trades me all her rares lol) (I traded them back tho im not a scammer)
"hits ur as cuz im hard" -idiot in the pillow room
"WOW RARES ARE STUPID WHO NEEDS RARES PPL CHOOSE RARES OVER FRIENDS THESE DAYS BLAH BLAH BLAH" -EVERYONE THAT COMPLAINS LIKE CHILDREN ABOUT HOW THEY HATE RARES
"Am I sweating Milk?"
Sneky Sneks!11!!1! -My sister, when she traded me a pet snake
"Man, this new pringles flavor sucks!!! *shows words pain in pringles box* - Something that isn't AJ
"I can't even THINK straight!"- My friend trying to subtly indicate that she's gay.
"I have butt cancer," -Someone in an Overwatch group chat. (They didn't, don't worry. Don't ask why they said that)
"Did they have pizza in the 1990s?" -Girl in my class
"That is physically not cool!" - Me, When I was new to english, I heard someone say physically and I thought it meant definitely...
"Hmm, you answer this jag because you're offended and sensitive to insults. Your snow leopard slippers are worth my yellow long. But bye, broke boy. I don't have time for offended cracked heads." *Proceeds to block me* -Some idiot thinking they can scam me.
"My eye on trade!" -some wolf in townsquare.
"You do not have freedom of speech."-A polar bear while I played Deeeep.io. It was a strange day.
"the salamander looks like a creepy stalker-serial-murderer"-Me, Deeep.io again
"Where is the Atlantic Lake?" -Someone in my class.
"Platypi is a mathmatical symbol" -Me.
"Real men eat with their hands *proceeds to eat chicken with fork*" - My friend, when I jokingly called him low class for not eating chips with forks
":Makes lamp noises:" -Arctic wolf in pillow room
"GIVE THE HOG YOUR PRECIOUS LIMBS AND RECEIVE THE HOG'S BLESSING!" -Cult of the Hog in sarepia (join us~ contact bunnybear71582)
"If you steal one candy bar one day, and another candy bar the next day, you could go to court." -my ELA teacher
! Here's a conversation between some classmates I overheard:
1: I'm supposed to be in 6th grade not 7th.
2: why aren't you, then?
1: because i'm thicc
!
"Help my toast fell down the drain! Please donate! I need it back!" -Some child in jamaa township attempting to get rares??
"I was scammed its my bday gift me!" random arctic wolf trying to scam
"this is supposed to be a story why r u making a thing about pets and what the heck is a peeve anyway dude" -imafart (here)
"I will consume fingers for a hug" typical me being me
"POOP ZZZ WITH SUCH FORCE KNOCKS SELF INTO SKY AT AN UNNATURAL SPEED WHILE COLLECTING MONEY" me being a weirdo in the pillow room
"save my toes" also me
-gets jag and checks inbox- the jag: "let me take that wristband of yours off your paws, it seems you don't need it right now." -reply- my jag: "let me take that face of yours off your paws, it seems like you need it right now." i never got a reply back
"POOP A LOOP A MUSHROOM A SHOE A WHEEEE A I poop zzz at reluctant speed I" new jammer, trying to be weird
"I SAW GREELY SKIS PECK THEY ARE LOAF!!" me playing a FULL forgotten desert game
"Am I the only one who thinks that cactus over there is surpisingly attractive? Just me? Okay." -Trading in Coral Canyons
"I love Greely!" -Someone who has just played Greely's Inferno
-Some arctic fox with purple and black wearing a jester hat- "I can do ANYTHING!" -Cue another Jevil (Totally not me suuure)- "CHAOS, CHAOS!" -Summon a purple and yellow snow leopard with a happy purple drama mask- "I AM DIMENTIO, MASTER OF DIMENSIONS"
"Sir, I'm revoking your kneecap privileges, because you won't join my Animal Jam Mafia"
"Yo, omg, Guys, bepper stole my soul and I unsubed" -Someone in Jamaa (Un-'AJ-filtered' version)
"JUST TAKE MY SANITY ANIMAL JAM, JUST NOT MY RARES"
"My list for one NM NBA" (Later, finding the mistake) "O no whoopsie doop"
"Slay :sparkle emoji: :nail emoji:" -Someone in the pillow room
"Desks are a nice type of drink too-" -Someone in the pillow room
"Please go Hibernate forever" -Another pillow room person
"SHE bee a H 0 "
"GET IN THE V A N"
"I do not like eyes"
"Yikes, my toes are like- w 0 w- You know what I mean, right?"
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD"
"But in all seriousness, you are being a karen- fr"
"Ok, Just give me the bat" // ":: Hands bat ::"
"Help, Im, getting yelled at for being a furry" (Past nine are from the pillow room, smh)
"RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE!!!!" (I said it when I'm bored)
"HOME LESS PEOPLE FOR SALE AT MY DEN" - Someone in the Temple of Zios today
"TRADE ME GOAT PLUSHIE! I NEED IT FOR EID TOMORROW!" -Me in Jamaa Township
"WANT FREE MEMBERSHIP? FIRST GIVE ME YOUR (LIMITED ITEM)" -every scammer in a nutshell (by Peppaporc herself)
"My dad is the owner of AJ!" - Some kid when me and my friend took the bed she wanted in a roleplay, when me and my friend were there first
"Is this bed taken?" - Someone when I am legit sitting on top of the bed
"The purple seal is lazy." - A toxic kid being rude (The only reason I barely did anything was because I was lagging a lot)
"IF U LIKE DRINKING KETCHUP COME TO MY DEN!!!" - me being weird.
"JOIN THE CULT! OR ELSE WE WILL COME FOR YOU..." - a weird cult of monkeys that looked very creepy
"YOUR SWAG CARD EXPIRES TOMORROW! JOIN US TO RENEW IT!"
"BUY AT MY DEN! OR ELSE I WILL EAT A KITTEN!" (I bought)
"SHOP AT MY DEN! OR ELSE ENJOY THIS BACON COTTON CANDY!!"
"Turn to the lord for judgement before it's too late." Some religious kid in Jamaa Township.
"Plz trd me bushy tail rat" Some idiot who has never seen a squirrel.
jail my den! - some jammer in wisteriamoons vid
"I am the lorax and I speak for the trees. Litter again and I'll break your knees" - Orange lion in one of Bepper's videos
"I hope you did (Die)" - Some raging kid who lost a fashion show
"Please give me pet or I'll eat" - A weird new jammer I found
"Listen. I'm Littlecloud and your princess. You've gotta remember that. You have to be Princess because it's your destiny!" - My friend and me trying to play our first warrior cats roleplay and he starts to say I'm Princess :|
"Gift me and i'll pop out tidy" - Some random kid in the Pillow Room
"Boy you're a turkey and im a snowman!" - Random person in wolves only party
"I want to be a kit!" *After tour of rp den* "Im leader since i can and i am pretty" - person who got us kicked out of the first rp in years >:(
"dude you took my fish" -person that I saw in the pillow room
"YOU'RE MEAN YOU DIDN'T GIVE AWAY THE MAGENTA SHEEP CLOAK WHEN YOU SAID IT WASN'T FOR TRADE" -Nonmember wolf said this to a friend of mine a year or so ago
"You're not allowed to hurt me it's against the rules" -the most overpowered roleplayer ever (I forgot their username)
"IKR!!! And they just left without giving me back my blue short after I told em it was for trade! And they traded A PURPLE LONG COLLAR" -Random snow leopard I saw in the pillow room
"I'm the best." - Random Headdress Arctic Wolf
"Dang it bro I can't belive they brong the fox back"
"So um I wanna order like chicken nuggets with a side of cheeseburgers and a french fry milkshake with rice and beans, so uh yeah please get me that pear and then the glass of milk from the sandwich? I also uh sorry wanted something like uh hot dogs and then the donut, but serve me width cheddar peepromer and garlic knot salad?" -Person trying to be weird at the Dinner Party
"i ordered the samon milkshake, not the salmon milkshake." -Person at a school roleplay
"So... wanna rp?" -One of my friends while role playing on AJC
"NEEDZ BOIFREND AND NEEDZ KIDZ AND NEEDZ WOLF PACK AND NEEDZ HEADDRESS AND NEEDZ SPIKE NEEDZ DIS NEEDZ DAT" a very, very rare arctic wolf girl
"ADOPT ME PLZ IS ONE AND ONLY GREELYS DAUGHTER WAS ABANDONED" an edgy wolf girl
"Is wolf pup" says a b u n n y who is wearing a fox hat and skunk tail
"Rosespirit, a delicate medicine cat no bigger than an apprentice dodged the attack Tigerfang, a huge, full-trained muscular senior warrior did at her, and killed him with one hit no miss" a warrior cat roleplayer
"I KNOW ALL ABOUT WARRIOR CATS AND YOU DONT WARRIOR CATS ARE GREEN AND PINK BUNNIES WHO HAVE MAGICAL POWERS AND ARE FRIENDS WITH WOLVES AND THEY LIVE AS A MASSIVE GROUP AND THEY FIGHT AGAINST EVIL FOXES" a new jammer who haven't even touched the books
"Is sobbing because potatoes are coming from space"'
"Uses fire powers to make the fire go through water"
"DERP DERPY DERP DERP DERP DERP DeRp deRP dErp 63268586875yurhhejkrdjghmjugsytu476wt74567iwgyeturqi37wurrsgeftyyw7"
"I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE THIS TRADE WAS FAIR AND YOU CANCELLED IT" 10 seconds later "sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard"
"SHOP MY DEN RARE HEADDRESS FOR 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 DIAMONDS VERY VERY CHEAP!" a rare arctic wolf
"Is queen of wolves who can kill people with one look"
"ADOPT ME PLZ IS NEW BARN BAY BE BUNNY PRINCESS NEEDS ARCTIC WOLF MOMMY AND HUGE DEN AND A LOVING FAMILY AND 10000000000000000000000 RARES"
"Animal Jam should add a feature where if you start an account as a boy it removes your ability to chat and buy items and pets"
"UR GAY" someone whose trade was cancelled
"Hits non-member panda" "Uses powers to throw non-member panda away" "I'm the queen of Jamaa" "Your attacks don't work on me" "I'm immortal" a random member panda I found
"you may be a lamp but I'm a ghost" random person I found in the pillow room
"PANDAS STINK" "Hello, welcome to my channel and today I found this panda who bullied and hit me pelase report and block her" a non-member pig I found long ago
"You are the last panda in the world" my friend at a zoo roleplay (she doesn't even know pandas have been removed from the endangered list!)
"ILL DROP SAPPHIRES AT MY DEN IF ALL THE STUFF IN MY DEN IS BOUGHT!!!" (She had overpriced stuff- I'd basically not even get my sapphires back if I did buy)
"HUMANS TASTE GOOD!" -some owl cult in AJ-
"METAL HOSPITAL ROLEPLAY MY DEN!" -some edgy wolf-
"THEN STOP PLAYING ANIMAL JAM AND TELL YOUR MOM TO TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR!" -some kid on AJPW (Animal Jam) after I complained of stomach ache out of nowhere-
"Legit listening to spooky scary skeletons" someone in one of Awsomeisme1233 videos
"Warrior Cats RP my den! Be a wolf or a fox only! Tigers, snow leopards, lynxes and other felines are not allowed!"
"Is young wolf pup that is useless" "Paw starts to draw a map on the floor" "Looks for pray" "Bites vampire's neck" "The cat snarled" "Is arctic wolf" says normal wolf "Is a egg what be inside" "Looks with cute kawaii neon green eyes" credits to WingedSheWolf on DeviantArt
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Source: https://wildworks-writing.fandom.com/wiki/Stupidest_things_anyone_has_said_on_AJ